Critical Failures - Robert Bevan
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Read by Jonathan Sleep
Format: MP3
Bitrate: 64 Kbps
Unabridged
Tim and his friends find out the hard way that you shouldn’t question the game master, and you shouldn’t make fun of his cape.
One minute, they’re drinking away the dreariness of their lives, escaping into a fantasy game and laughing their asses off. The next minute, they’re in a horse-drawn cart surrounded by soldiers pointing crossbows at them.
Tim now has the voice and physique of a prepubescent girl. Dave finds that while he lost a foot or two in height, he somehow acquired a suit of armor and a badass beard. Julian’s ears have grown ridiculously long and pointy. And Cooper… well Cooper has gotten himself a set of tusks, a pair of clawed hands, and a bad case of the shits. He also finds that he’s carrying a bag with a human head in it - a head that he had chopped off when they were still just playing a game.
Shit just got real, and if they want to survive, these four friends are going to have to tap into some baser instincts they didn’t even know existed in their fast-food and pizza delivery world.
It’s fight, flight, or try to convince the people who are trying to kill them that they don’t really exist.
Meanwhile, a sadistic game master sits back in the real world eating their fried chicken.
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| Creation Date: | Wed, 03 Dec 2014 20:18:19 -0500 |
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This post has 26 comments with rating of 4.7/5
December 4th, 2014
I started to listen to this last night, and can honestly say that I’m finding it laugh-out-loud funny. The narrator is doing a great job here.
December 4th, 2014
I’ve never played these games so not sure I’ll get the jokes but I love a good laugh. TY!
December 4th, 2014
This was hilarious, thanks for the upload.
December 5th, 2014
This book is F’n hilarious.
December 5th, 2014
Also, you don’t have to be familiar with D and D to enjoy it. Everything is explained pretty well. Thanks, nok22m.
December 5th, 2014
Ha this is a funny one, too bad they all died at the end.
December 5th, 2014
@ Jon.
I haven’t finished listening to this yet. If you’re telling the truth, well done with the spoiler alert! >:(
December 5th, 2014
Nah i was just feeling trollish your ending is as of yet unspoiled
December 6th, 2014
lol, this is hilarious and awesome. The narrator does a great job making it even funnier. Thanks Nok
December 7th, 2014
Amazing series I bought The rest of the books and shorts stories after listening to this. I WANT MOAR! Thank you for upload.
December 9th, 2014
Ok, I usually only comment before downloading. You know, to say thanks and stuff like that. This is the first time I had to come back and comment on a book I finished. THIS BOOK IS HILARIOUS! I’ve never laughed so many times from one book. I even find myself quoting some of them. My favorite line… “No Kathrine, don’t blame yourself!!!” LOL!!! I was so mad when I got to the end. I didn’t know that it was a series. Now I have to find the rest of the books to continue the story. This is one of the best books I’ve ever read/listen to. I can’t wait to start the next book. THANKS Nok22m. You’ve shown me a new genera of books.
December 9th, 2014
Oh No… The rest of the series isn’t in audio book form yet. Darn. My 2 hour commute home just got less fun. Does anyone have an recommendations for something similarly funny and nerdy?
December 17th, 2014
@sixdee4
Off to be the wizard
Outsorcery
Bill the vampire
Any tim dorsey book is funny but good luck finding a seeded torrent
December 18th, 2014
@Jon
YES, Off to be a wizard was funny. I even read/listened to the sequel. I can’t wait for the next book in that series. I’ll give your other 2 suggestions a try. I’ve never heard of Tim Dorsey. I’ll look him up. Thanks for the info.
January 12th, 2015
I think he refers to The Outsorcerer’s Apprentice
with Outsorcery. Atleast I cant find any book named Outsorcery.
January 27th, 2015
Does anyone have the rest????
please, please, pretty please, with a cherry on top????
January 27th, 2015
if anyone is interested ,http://www.audiobookvault.ws/tag/robert-bevan/
they have book 3.
September 17th, 2015
Any chance you could upload critical failures II? The audio book came out a couple weeks ago.
May 26th, 2016
please seed thank you
August 29th, 2016
please seed thank you
January 12th, 2018
All of these books are great. I have purchased every one as I want them to continue. Not sure if this is my favorite series. But it is a contender. d6 short stories included.
January 29th, 2020
Its kinda different but the characters are often annoying.
June 18th, 2022
The series is sooo good!!!
I have listed up to 8 it is so funny!!!!!!!!!
I can’t wait for more!!!!!!!!!!
Soooo
Awesome!!!!!!!
I would give more stars.
June 18th, 2022
Ohhhh! My!!!!
Your Narration is Amazing!!!!
You Bring All the Characters to Life!!!!
I have never heard of you!!!!
I think you are WONDERFUL!!!
i WILL FOLLOW YOU!!!!
YOU DO A GREAT JOB!!!
I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE NEXT!!!
MUST LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!
SOOOOO GREAT!!!
December 9th, 2023
Yes!!!!
I will seed just for you!!!!!!!!
December 9th, 2023
F#cking Amazing 6 stars!!!!!!!!
Follow through!!!!!
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