Brad the Impaler Books 1 and 2 - Paul Sating
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Brad The Impaler
 Dark
 Fantasy
 Humor
 Into The Pit
 LitRPG
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Read by Will Collyer
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Book 1:
“A hilarious, balls-to-the-wall, heavy-metal stake fest!”—Matt Dinniman, author of Dungeon Crawler Carl
Engage full-on warrior mode and unleash your inner hero to become the ultimate survivor!
When he accidentally opens a medieval chest that looks like it just fell off the set of Game Of Thrones, Brad Wright is thrust into the wildest adventure of his life.
Welcome to Darkworld, a savage survival game where Brad and his sassy Chihuahua, Slash, think they’ve got it all figured out. Brad’s a strategy gamer, after all. Build a shelter, grow crops, forge weapons, and form alliances to escape this nightmare.
Do that and they’ll find their way out of the game in one piece.
But Darkworld’s creators have a twisted purpose. Game guides are less reliable than a rusty sword. An AI is hell-bent on breaking players. There are trolls, goblins, vampires, and worse, off-key bards. Even if Brad gets past them, he has the butchers to contend with. Sadistic people who paid to carve up players like Thanksgiving turkeys.
Brad can’t fail. Dying in the game doesn’t just mean GAME OVER. Fail, and it’s like being flushed down the metaverse’s toilet. Poof! Vanished like a glitchy NPC. What’s worse than being dead? Being erased like you never existed at all.
The rules are brutal. The stakes are high. Success is nearly impossible. Victory means more than loot and leveling up.
The ultimate game of survival will be won in a loincloth in this action-packed LitRPG Adventure perfect for fans of Dungeon Crawler Carl and This Trilogy is Broken! When you start a game with nothing but a loincloth, a dog who cusses like a sailor, and only your wits, there’s only one way to go.
Book 2:
Level up or die trying!
Kill the Vampire King? Check. Unlock a new gamer name? Check. Now, it’s Brad’s time to conquer Darkworld, and his foul-mouthed Chihuahua is barking for an encore.
Building camp defenses, upgrading the house and farm, and setting up defenses are easier than downloading a patch. Helping friends avoid disastrous decisions is the challenge he needs time to solve.
But the chaos-hungry AI is impatient, pushing Brad to slay its monsters or it’ll deliver a permanent GAME OVER notification.
Alliances are forming, new enemies are made, camps are invaded, and Brad’s butcher is lingering like a weird guy at a nightclub, promising more than a creepy vibe.
Brad isn’t just fighting for XP, upgrades, and loot drops. He doesn’t care about crafting a legacy. Blood will be spilled for the dog he loves and the people he cares about.
Is Brad willing to embrace the darkness inside and jump into the pit?
Epic battles, witty banter, and a hero who’s one-part gamer-warrior, two-parts heart.
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This post has 10 comments with rating of 4/5
January 24th, 2025
Okay, here are the 2 books in the series that have been released so far. I grabbed them ASAP since I have wanted to hear them for a good while.
The author and narrator seem to always do a great job in their works. Let me know what you all think of this one.
Stay safe and, happy Friday folks.
bd.:)
January 24th, 2025
Thank you
January 24th, 2025
Thanks
January 24th, 2025
*Brad and his sassy Chihuahua*
Nope, noo thank you 😂
January 24th, 2025
Dumb guy and small animal has to be the worst genre of books.
January 25th, 2025
Only reason I’m giving this a try is because Matt Dinniman said it was funny. Let’s see if he is right.
January 27th, 2025
I’m sorry, I gave it a good go but the inane banter with the dog, and the frankly, baffling stupidity and unnecessary tangents in the narrative, are just too grating to allow any of the juvenile humour or storytelling to be enabled.
👎🏻
January 27th, 2025
Typo… enjoyed. F*cking autocorrect
January 27th, 2025
@o0s15jmh yeah the chihuahua is no Princess Donut. The narrator also does a little too good of job narrating his whiney voice, it’s like nails on a chalkboard for me every time he does it, which is often
January 27th, 2025
100% agree about 4 hours in. Really trying to enjoy this. But it’s just a bad rip off of something way better. Main character skips tons of important information. Then complains that he doesn’t know how the system works.
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