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Sh*t My Dad Says - Justin Halpern

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After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, 28-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his 73-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is “like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair,” has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him:

“That woman was sexy…Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won’t screw you. Don’t do it for them.”

“Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking.”

“The worst thing you can be is a liar…Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.”

More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern’s philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes.

An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny’s, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns’ kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh-t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.

Just listen and laugh. That is all.

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Creation Date: Thu, 02 Jul 2015 01:14:43 -0400
This is a Multifile Torrent
You Never Stop Worrying About Your Children.mp3 4.62 MBs
At the End of the Day, At Least You Have Family.mp3 4.5 MBs
You Have To Listen, And Don’t Ignore What You Hear.mp3 3.73 MBs
It’s Important to Know the Value of a Dollar.mp3 3.72 MBs
Not Everyone’s Balls Should Be Busted.mp3 3.49 MBs
Try Your Best, and When That’s not Good Enough, Figure Something Out Quick.mp3 3.37 MBs
Introduction.mp3 3.37 MBs
Sometimes It’s Nice When People You Love Need You.mp3 3.22 MBs
You Have To Believe You’re Worth a Damn.mp3 3.15 MBs
Do Not Be A Goddamned Liar.mp3 3.1 MBs
Don’t Be So Quick to Buy Into What Authority Prescribes.mp3 3.04 MBs
It’s Important To Behave Oneself.mp3 2.86 MBs
Focus on Living. Dying is the Easy Part..mp3 2.6 MBs
Confidence is the Way to a Woman’s Heart (Or At Least Into Her Pants).mp3 2.3 MBs
Never Assume That Which You Do Not Know.mp3 1.69 MBs
Always Put Your Best Foot Forward.mp3 1.66 MBs
At The End of the Day, You Have to Make the Best Decision for Yourself.mp3 1.45 MBs
A Man’s House is His House.mp3 1.24 MBs
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