No Country for Old Gnomes: The Tales of Pell, Book 2 - Kevin Hearne, Delilah S. Dawson
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Read by Luke Daniels
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Go big or go gnome. The New York Times best-selling authors of Kill the Farm Boy welcome you to the world of Pell, the irreverent fantasy universe that recalls Monty Python and Terry Pratchett.
War is coming, and it’s gonna be Pell.
On one side stand the gnomes: smol, cheerful, possessing tidy cardigans and no taste for cruelty.
On the other side sit the halflings, proudly astride their war alpacas, carrying bags of grenades and hungry for a fight - and pretty much anything else.
It takes only one halfling bomb and Offi Numminen’s world is turned upside down - or downside up, really, since he lives in a hole in the ground. His goth cardigans and aggressive melancholy set him apart from the other gnomes, as does his decision to fight back against their halfling oppressors. Suddenly, Offi is the leader of a band of lovable misfits and outcasts - from a gryphon who would literally kill for omelets to a young dwarf herbalist who is better with bees than with his cudgel to an assertive and cheerful teen witch with a beard as long as her book of curses - all on a journey to the Toot Towers to confront the dastardly villain intent on tearing Pell asunder.
These adventurers never fit in anywhere else, but as they become friends, fight mermaids, and get really angry at this one raccoon, they learn that there’s nothing more heroic than being yourself.
In No Country for Old Gnomes, Delilah S. Dawson and Kevin Hearne lovingly tweak the tropes of fantasy and fairy tales. Here, you’ll find goofy jokes and whimsical puns, but you’ll also find a diverse, feminist, and lighthearted approach to fantasy that will bring a smile to your face and many fine cheeses to your plate.
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This post has 4 comments with rating of 5/5
April 21st, 2019
thanks for the upload. I don’t like the series, the first one was extremely childish and full of racist and childish humor, but that’s the click the authors hang with. Luke Daniels could make a phonebook sound good though, guy is awesome with voices and i will listen it when there is nothing in the queue. too bad you can’t just pay the narrator.
May 1st, 2019
what was racist about the first book
March 10th, 2025
Awesome book!
Better narration!
May 21st, 2026
Pretty sure they’re talking about the reverse racism…or something.
This author intentionally didn’t use a white main character since that’s the trope, included a adventuring party contained of people of color, a bunch of female protags and LGBTQ. Also didn’t have the women running around in “bikini armor” or other sexualized clothing.
So…racist because it didn’t follow the standard tropes lol
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